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1) my wife
2) my sister-in-law
3)...?
4) beer
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It’s yah birfday? Happy Birthday.
Have a couple Toyotas and a Chevy
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And you remembered it. See? You’re not that old.
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Where am I
Where is my tercel
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This one is less subtle. Have another Celica video.
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Sit down and I’ll put your socks on for you, then we’ll go find your Tercel.
It’s not today is it?
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Is today your birthday? I saw your post where you said you got beer for your birthday, but I thought it was probably over the weekend.
Anyway, Happy Birthday! Have some cake!
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I have ice cream cake in the freezer!
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Beer and ice cream cake.................YUM!
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No, today was yesterday, but tomorrow is another today.
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In my defense, I wasn't on Oppo until this year. Happy birthday, apparently.
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I bet the Celica did. And so did the pickup.
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Well you’re partially correct. Your today is my yesterday and your tomorrow is my today.
Happy Birthday all the same :)
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If a man has a birthday and nobody remembers, is he really a year older?
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If I don’t exist to others, what evidence will there be I exist at all? And if I don’t exist, I cannot age.
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Hey, at least your remembered! Mine forgot this year.
Birthdays are the worst.
![]() 07/25/2016 at 20:40 |
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Your wife forgot your birthday?!
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I didn’t know it was your birthday until today. You should’ve said something
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i’ve only seen it once, carvel ice cream cake ith crunhes on the inside and outside! I got it and ate it. I’ve never seen it again. To this day, when i tell people that i got it and it had double crunches, they look at me in disbelief. I’m a god among men. sampling the forbidden fruit of the carvel ice cream bakery.
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“My uncle didn’t go to the doctor for 50 years. Finally goes and, boom, cancer.” God I wish I could remember what this is from.
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happy birthday my friend! I got you something...
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Well, technically no, she did tell me happy birthday around 10PM. But at that point I had already written it off.
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You’re a mean mean man.
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... :(
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who has eaten double crunch carvel ice cream cake
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here ya go, seriously
http://www.ebay.com/itm/1978-1981-…
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http://www.sfxperformance.com/parts/AST10105…
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I wonder if I could make this fit my e24...
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Happy birthday!
So far I have cards from:
My high school (they want money)
My insurance agent (also wants money)
A realtor I used to run with (...see above).
But my mom flies in tonight and is bringing my favorite cake.
![]() 07/26/2016 at 06:07 |
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Better late than never,
Congrats!
I will drink a beer for you tonight!
![]() 07/26/2016 at 16:26 |
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replace “sister in law” with mom
and you pretty much copied my list.